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You know you're an adult when you get excited about practical ideas. I was genuinely thrilled when I thought of combining a vacuum cleaner with a remote control. Until I realized, it's just a Roomba.
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The best ideas come to you when you're procrastinating. I'm an Olympic gold medalist in the "Avoiding Responsibilities" category. My brain, on the other hand, is a champion in the "Random Genius Ideas" event.
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Ideas are like coupons. You collect them, swear you'll use them, but they often expire before you get a chance. I have a drawer full of ideas labeled "Future Billion-Dollar Ventures," but so far, it's just a drawer.
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Ideas are like mosquitoes. They always seem to bite you when you least expect it, and you spend the next hour slapping yourself, going, "Where did that come from?!
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Have you ever had that brilliant idea right before falling asleep? It's like my brain is a nocturnal genius, but it only wakes up to suggest new inventions or plot twists to my dreams.
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I love the rush of inspiration, but it's a fleeting romance. It's like my ideas are on a speed date with my brain. They sweep in, impress for a moment, and then vanish, leaving me alone with my mediocre thoughts.
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Ever had an idea that seemed fantastic at 3 AM but was just ridiculous in the harsh light of day? I once thought I could revolutionize the world with a butter-spreading robot. Turns out, butter knives do the job just fine.
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I'm convinced that ideas have a secret society. They gather in the corners of your mind, plotting their grand entrance. The more absurd the idea, the louder they cheer when it makes it to the forefront of your thoughts.
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