6 Jokes For Hypnotized

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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I hypnotized my friend into thinking he's a refrigerator. Now he's cool as a cucumber!
My friend hypnotized me to stop eating junk food. Now I only eat hypnotic suggestions like 'carrots taste like chocolate'!
Why did the hypnotized mathematician become a great comedian? He could always find the funny angles!
I tried to hypnotize my wife to believe I did the dishes. It didn't work; she saw right through my dirty tricks!
I tried to hypnotize my dog to stop barking. Now, every time the doorbell rings, he hands me his leash!
I tried to hypnotize my bank account into thinking I have more money. Now it just laughs every time I check my balance!

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