6 Jokes For Hypnotized

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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I hypnotized my alarm clock to let me sleep in. Now it just counts sheep with me!
I tried to hypnotize my plants to grow faster. Now they're just really laid-back and take their time!
I went to a hypnotist to cure my fear of heights. Now I'm on a whole new level!
I tried to hypnotize my plants to grow money. Now I have a wealthy fern!
Why did the hypnotized computer refuse to turn off? It couldn’t handle the shutdown!
I hypnotized my friend to think he's a bee. Now he can't stop buzzing about his new life!

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