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Why did the hypnotized cat become a musician? It wanted to play the purr-cussion!
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I went to a hypnotist to cure my addiction to chocolate. Now I’m just stuck with a cocoa-nuts mindset!
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Why did the hypnotized banana join the circus? It wanted to become a-peeling performer!
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What did the hypnotized pencil say to the notebook? 'You draw me in every time!
Hypnotized Grocery Shopping
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I got hypnotized to enjoy grocery shopping. Now, I walk down the aisles with a cart full of kale and quinoa, pretending it's the most thrilling adventure of my life. Look at me, conquering the produce section!
Hypnotized Self-Help
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I went to a hypnotist for some self-help. Now, I'm so confident that I confidently tell people how confident I am. It's a confidence overload, really.
Hypnotized Forgetfulness
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I got hypnotized to improve my memory. Now, I remember every embarrassing thing I've ever done, but conveniently forget where I put my keys. It's like my brain is trolling me.
Hypnotized Traffic Jam
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I got hypnotized to deal with road rage. Now, whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I just sit there smiling, convinced that I'm in the world's slowest parade. I even wave at the cars around me like, Hey, nice float!
The Hypnotized Tooth Fairy
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I tried hypnotizing my tooth fairy to get better payouts. Now, she comes in, takes the tooth, and leaves a receipt. Apparently, inflation has hit the fairy economy.
Hypnotized Gym Routine
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I got hypnotized to enjoy working out. Now, I happily lift weights while imagining that I'm saving the world from a zombie apocalypse. Who needs motivation when you're fighting off imaginary undead creatures?
Hypnotized Hiccups
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You ever get hypnotized and then suddenly realize you have the most sophisticated hiccups? It's like, I will hiccup, but only on the count of three, and with a British accent, please!
My Hypnotized Cat
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I tried hypnotizing my cat once. Now, every time I open a can of tuna, he expects me to turn into a mouse. I've never seen a more disappointed feline.
Hypnotized Alarm Clock
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I tried hypnotizing my alarm clock to make waking up more pleasant. Now, it plays soothing music, but I've started sleepwalking to the fridge every time I hear it. I call it the midnight snack symphony.
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