5 Jokes For Hypnotized

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Updated on: Dec 01 2024

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The Skeptic

Doubting the effectiveness of hypnosis despite witnessing it
I attended a hypnosis seminar, and the guy asked for volunteers. I hesitated, and suddenly I was convinced I was a statue. Good news is, I got a lot of compliments on my 'still' life.

The Hypnotic Mishaps

The comedy that ensues when hypnotic sessions go awry
I tried self-hypnosis to become more confident. Now, I strut into meetings like I'm in a runway show. Too bad I'm in finance, not fashion.

The Hypnotized Subject

The hilarious consequences of being under someone else's control
Got hypnotized at a comedy club once. Now, whenever the microwave beeps, I take a bow. My popcorn has never felt more theatrical.

The Unexpected Consequences

Unintended and hilarious outcomes of hypnotic suggestions
I hypnotized myself to wake up feeling refreshed every morning. Now I wake up speaking fluent Spanish. Duolingo never worked that fast!

The Hypnotist

The struggle with maintaining control while influencing others
Hypnosis can be a risky business. I tried it on my boss to ask for a raise. Now, every time he hears the word 'salary,' he clucks like a chicken. Guess who's not getting that raise?

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