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Dental hygienists have this magical ability to ask you questions while your mouth is stuffed with cotton and tools. It's like a game of charades trying to communicate, "Yes, I did watch that movie you're talking about, and no, I don't want to talk about it right now.
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It's a mystery how dental hygienists can maintain such a pleasant demeanor while scraping away at your teeth. They're essentially scraping away years of poor life choices but with a smile on their face.
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You ever notice how dental hygienists always seem to know the exact moment you decide to skip brushing your teeth before an appointment? They have this radar for detecting dental delinquency.
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Dental hygienists are the unsung heroes of small talk. While they're cleaning your teeth, you're forced into a conversation, all while trying not to drool or choke on the suction tube. It's a real test of multitasking skills.
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You know you're in for a wild ride when you visit the dental hygienist. They're like the detectives of your mouth. You can't hide any secrets from them! "So, I see you've been cheating on your flossing routine...
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The dental hygienist's office is the only place where you're praised for having bleeding gums. "Great job! Your gums are bleeding less than last time!" It's a weird sort of encouragement.
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Have you noticed how dental hygienists have mastered the art of making you feel guilty for not flossing regularly? It's like they have a degree in guilt-tripping alongside their dental qualifications.
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Dental hygienists are masters at using words to distract you from what they're doing in your mouth. "So, any plans for the weekend?" Meanwhile, they're drilling into the plaque fortress.
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Going to the dental hygienist feels like an interrogation. "Have you been eating sugary snacks?" "How much coffee do you drink?" I'm just waiting for them to shine a bright light in my eyes and ask, "Where were you on the night of the excessive candy binge?
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