bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the dental hygienist become a musician? They had a great sense of plaque and roll!
0
0
What did the dental hygienist say to the procrastinator? 'Seas the floss and make an appointment!
0
0
Why did the hygienist become a comedian? Because they had a flossome sense of humor!
0
0
Why did the dental hygienist go to the beach? To catch some floss and rays!
0
0
What did the dentist say to the dental hygienist on their wedding day? 'You may now floss the bride!
Dental Dilemmas
0
0
You ever notice how dental hygienists are like the superheroes of oral hygiene? I went to mine recently, and she started scraping away like she was uncovering ancient hieroglyphics. I half-expected her to find a tiny tooth fossil from the last time I flossed.
Tooth Tunes
0
0
Why do dental hygienists always have the knack for striking up a conversation just when they've got both hands and a bunch of instruments in your mouth? I'm over here sounding like a jazz band trying to hum along with the dentist's drill.
The Tooth Fairy's Intern
0
0
I asked my dental hygienist if she believes in the tooth fairy. She said, I don't know about fairies, but I do believe in collecting teeth and turning them into cold, hard cash. Talk about a career change!
Dental Diva
0
0
My dental hygienist is such a diva. She's got this bright light shining right in my face, asking me questions with her hands in my mouth. I'm over here trying to mumble answers like I'm in a dental-themed game of charades.
The Dental Playlist
0
0
I asked my dental hygienist what music she listens to while working. She said, Oh, just the sound of plaque surrendering. I didn't know plaque had a theme song, but apparently, it's a hit in the dentist's office.
Flossophy Lessons
0
0
My dental hygienist once told me that flossing is like the gym for your teeth. I thought, Great, now my teeth are getting in shape while I sit on the couch eating chips. My teeth are living a healthier lifestyle than I am.
Dental Distractions
0
0
Dental hygienists are masters of distraction. They start talking about your weekend plans while simultaneously scraping away at your molars. It's like trying to focus on a movie while someone's munching popcorn right next to your ear.
The Tooth Whisperer
0
0
My dental hygienist is like the whisperer of teeth. She leans in and goes, Your gums are telling me you had garlic last night. Forget palm reading; we've entered the era of dental fortune-telling.
Dental Detective
0
0
Dental hygienists must be the Sherlock Holmes of the mouth. They can detect plaque buildup from a mile away. I swear, mine has a magnifying glass and everything. Ah, here we have a case of the mysterious cookie residue. Elementary, my dear patient!
Post a Comment