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The Tech-Savvy Hygienist
When the hygienist treats your teeth like the latest gadget in the dental tech world.
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My hygienist said, "Your teeth need software updates too!" Now I'm just waiting for my molars to have better Wi-Fi than my living room.
The Eco-Friendly Hygienist
When the hygienist is more concerned about the environmental impact of dental care than your actual teeth.
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My hygienist suggested I switch to a water flosser for a greener lifestyle. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my gums prefer a gentle breeze, not a high-pressure hose.
The Overzealous Hygienist
When the hygienist is more excited about cleaning your teeth than you are.
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My hygienist is convinced my teeth are hiding something. She spends more time searching for secrets in my molars than I do looking for Easter eggs.
The Stand-Up Hygienist
When the hygienist insists on delivering dental advice through a stand-up comedy routine.
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My hygienist's comedy routine is so good; I almost forgot I was at the dentist. Almost. She said, "Why did the floss go to therapy? It had too many knots in its life.
The Whispering Hygienist
When the hygienist insists on whispering dental advice as if it's a classified government secret.
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The hygienist whispered, "Your gums are bleeding because they're too shy to say hello." Well, maybe they're just not morning gums. Ever think of that?
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