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Being humane is crucial, but sometimes it feels like we're handing out gold stars for basic decency. "Congratulations, you didn't cut in line at the grocery store today! You're a stellar human being!" I'm just waiting for the day someone hands me a certificate for not tripping someone on the sidewalk.
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Have you ever been stuck in traffic, and you see someone trying to merge, and you're like, "Come on, be humane, let them in!" But secretly, you're thinking, "If I let you in, I lose my spot, and we can't have that. Good luck!
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Humane fashion – let's talk about that. "Sustainable materials" is the buzzword these days. I tried to be eco-friendly and bought a shirt made from recycled plastic bottles. Now, every time I wear it, I feel like a walking advertisement for the water bottle industry. Stay hydrated, folks!
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Humane parenting is a real struggle. You want to raise your kids to be kind and considerate, but sometimes they test your limits. "Yes, sweetie, I love you, but if you ask me 'why' one more time, I might lose my mind!
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a houseplant and think, "This is it; I'm officially responsible!" Then, a week later, the plant's like, "Why are you neglecting me?" Well, sorry, little plant, I forgot to water you - my bad. I guess my humane skills don't extend to the botanical world.
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We're all about humane treatment, but the minute someone takes too long in the Starbucks line, we turn into coffee-deprived monsters. "I just wanted a latte, not an existential crisis about life choices!
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Have you noticed how we say "Please" and "Thank you" to Alexa and Siri? We're getting polite with our artificial intelligence. "Hey Siri, set a reminder, please. Thank you." I'm waiting for the day Siri replies, "You're welcome, Dave. I appreciate your politeness.
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It's interesting how we teach kids to share and play nice, but as adults, it's like, "Survival of the fittest!" Have you ever seen a group of adults trying to split a pizza evenly? It's like negotiating a peace treaty at the United Nations.
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And finally, the most humane thing we can do for ourselves is embrace our flaws. "I used to try to be perfect, but then I realized imperfection is way more interesting. It's like being a walking, talking, slightly dysfunctional masterpiece.
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