6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For hitch hiker

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I gave a hitchhiker a ride, and he asked, 'Do you believe in love at first sight?' I said, 'I don't know, but I definitely believe in free rides!

I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said, 'Going anywhere.' I thought, 'Well, that's pretty vague – even for hitchhiking!

I picked up a hitchhiker who claimed to be a mind reader. I said, 'Prove it.' He replied, 'You were going to ask me that!

I asked a hitchhiker if he was a fan of horror movies. He said, 'No, I prefer hitchhiking – nothing scares me more!

I picked up a hitchhiker today. Turns out he was a mime. It was the most silent and awkward car ride of my life!

I offered a hitchhiker a lift, and he said, 'I'm trying to embrace minimalism.' So, I guess he's thumbing his way to simplicity!

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