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What do hitchhikers and smartphones have in common? They both need a good signal to get where they're going!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a pillow? To make his journey a 'rest' stop!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a map to the comedy club? To find the quickest route to the punchline!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a suitcase? He wanted to pack light, but he also wanted to make a good impression!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a ladder? Because he wanted to take his journey to the next level!
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Why did the hitchhiker bring a GPS? Because even hitchhikers can't stand getting lost!
The Unfortunate Hitchhiker
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You know, I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He said, Thanks for stopping, man. I've been standing there for hours. I said, Yeah, well, you're welcome to stand in my car now!
Roadside Regrets
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Ever pick up a hitchhiker and instantly regret it? The guy started giving me directions! I thought I was doing him a favor; turns out he was just my unexpected GPS with a beard.
The Great Thumb-off
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They say hitchhikers have the best stories. I picked up one guy who claimed he once hitchhiked on a spaceship. I said, Oh, you must've been on the 'UFO Pool Party' tour. How were the extraterrestrial snacks?
Driving Miss Crazy
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I once stopped for a hitchhiker holding a sign that read, Will work for food. I said, Hey, how about this: I give you a ride, and in return, you tell me the meaning of life? He said, How about a sandwich instead?
Thumbs Up or Down?
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They say picking up a hitchhiker is like playing Russian roulette. Except instead of a gun, you're risking a conversation about conspiracy theories and why aliens prefer hitchhiking.
Unwanted Co-Pilots
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You ever pick up a hitchhiker and they immediately critique your driving? You know, you could've taken that last turn smoother. Buddy, you're in my car, not my driving school.
The Lonely Highway
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They say hitchhiking is a dying art. Probably because nobody wants to share a confined space with a stranger who might turn out to be their long-lost cousin or worse, a mime.
Hitchhiker's Guide to Awkwardness
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Ever have a hitchhiker that just wouldn’t stop talking? I asked one guy if he believed in the afterlife. He said, Not until I met you; now I'm praying for it.
Destination: Drama
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Hitchhikers are like human Pandora's boxes. You open the door, and suddenly you're on a journey through their life story, complete with detours into their failed relationships and pet iguana's dietary needs.
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