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Hitchhikers are the only people who can make standing by the side of the road holding a sign seem totally normal. I tried it once with a grocery list, but all I got was confused stares and a recommendation for a mental health professional.
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You ever notice how hitchhikers are like real-life Tinder swipes? You're driving along, and there's this person on the side of the road, and you have to make a split-second decision like, "Is this a 'pick up' or 'swipe left' moment?
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Hitchhiking feels like the original rideshare, but with way fewer terms and conditions. There's no app, no rating system – just good ol' trust in humanity. "Sure, I'll jump in a stranger's car, what could go wrong?" said every hitchhiker ever.
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Hitchhikers are the original influencers. Instead of promoting products, they're just out there promoting the experience of picking up strangers. "Come on, join the trend – give a thumb's up to hitchhiking!
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I picked up a hitchhiker once, and he said, "Thanks for saving me." I replied, "No problem, just doing my part to keep the serial killer unemployment rate low.
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The audacity of hitchhiking – sticking out your thumb and essentially saying, "I trust you to operate a motor vehicle, and I believe we'll get along just fine." I can't even trust my GPS not to take me on a scenic route through a cornfield.
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I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said, "Anywhere." I thought, "Wow, that's the most indecisive travel plan I've ever seen. Do you even know what direction you're facing, buddy?
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Have you ever given a hitchhiker a ride and then spent the entire time wondering if you accidentally picked up the world's chillest serial killer? "Yeah, I'm just traveling for the ambiance of different states, officer.
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The only time it's socially acceptable to talk to strangers in a car is when they have their thumb out. I tried it at a traffic light once, and let's just say the guy in the next car wasn't as excited about discussing the weather.
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