6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For headstone

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Why did the headstone take up gardening? It wanted to put down roots.

What do headstones and smartphones have in common? They both have a lot of apps!

What did one headstone say to another? 'You crack me up!

Why did the headstone break up with the tombstone? It felt like they were getting buried in the relationship.

My wife asked me why I bought a personalized headstone for our cat. I said, 'It's a purr-manent memorial!

Why did the ghost become a headstone sculptor? He had a grave passion for the arts.

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