7 Jokes For Headstone

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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My grandfather always said, 'When I die, I want my headstone to say, 'I told you I was old.
My neighbor complained that my headstone jokes are too grave. I said, 'I'll try to bury them deeper.
I told my wife I want a headstone that says, 'I told you I was sick.' She said, 'You're not dead yet!
I considered becoming a headstone maker, but it was too much of a dead-end job.
I accidentally knocked over a headstone in the cemetery. It was a grave mistake.
Why did the headstone apply for a job? It wanted a steady job with grave responsibilities.
What's a headstone's favorite type of music? Rock and roll!

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