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I saw a headstone that said, "Beloved Husband and Father." And I thought, well, at least someone had a good relationship with their in-laws.
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I walked through a cemetery the other day, and I couldn't help but think, "Man, these headstones are the original Yelp reviews. Some are five stars, some are like, 'Eh, wouldn't recommend.'
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Have you ever noticed how headstones are like the world's oldest hashtags? #RestInPeace #GoneButNotForgotten #ForgotToBackupHisHardDrive
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Headstones should have a review section. "Eternal rest - 4 stars. Could use better Wi-Fi.
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I saw a headstone that said, "Gone Fishing." I guess even in the afterlife, some folks just want to kick back, relax, and wait for the big fish to come along.
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Headstones are like the business cards of the afterlife. "John Smith, 1965-2045. Professional napper and occasional ghost whisperer.
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Have you ever tried to imagine what your headstone would say? Mine would probably read, "Here lies a guy who could never find his keys. May he rest in peace, knowing they were in his pocket the whole time.
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Headstones are like the ultimate bookmarks. "Here lies Sarah. She finally finished the book of life. Check out her sequel in the afterlife.
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You ever notice how some headstones have those little statues of angels? It's like, even in the afterlife, we can't escape the judgmental stares.
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