5+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About guys being jerks

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I told the guy he's so cheap, he wouldn't even spend a dime for a good joke. He replied, 'That's because I'm priceless.

I told the guy he's not stupid – he just has bad luck thinking. He replied, 'That's the nicest thing anyone's said after stealing my fries.

I told the guy he's like a broken pencil – pointless. He said, 'Well, at least I'm not erasable.

I told the guy he's so lazy, he doesn't even excel at being lazy. He said, 'Well, I could be, but it requires effort.

I told the guy he's like a box of chocolates – empty and disappointing. He replied, 'Well, at least I'm sweet on the outside.

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