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I was at this place the other day, and they had one of those glory holes in the restroom. Now, I'm not saying I'm an expert, but I think there's a fundamental misunderstanding of the purpose. It's not a suggestion box for improvement, folks. Can you imagine if every workplace had one of those? "Yeah, I didn't like the new coffee machine, so I left a note in the glory hole." Human resources would have a field day with that one.
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You know, communication is key in any relationship. But have you ever tried explaining a glory hole to someone who has no idea what it is? It's like playing a game of charades you never signed up for. I tried to tell my grandma about it, and she thought I was talking about a doughnut hole. "Back in my day, we just ate them, dear. No need for fancy architecture." I guess it's all about perspective.
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You ever notice how some things in life are just inexplicably mysterious? Like, who invented the glory hole? I mean, seriously, who sat down one day and thought, "You know what this restroom stall needs? A random hole. Yeah, right there." Was it an architect's secret passion project? "I call it 'The Peek-a-Boo Experience.'" And how do you explain that to your kids when they innocently ask about it? "Well, honey, it's a magical portal for lost toilet paper rolls to find their way home." It's like Narnia, but with more awkward encounters.
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So, I heard that some people are getting into DIY projects during quarantine, and I respect that. But can we all agree that building your own glory hole is not an appropriate use of power tools? I mean, leave the woodworking to the professionals, please. Imagine having a friend over and giving them a tour of your house, proudly showing off your craftsmanship. "And here's the guest bathroom with the custom glory hole. I call it 'Hole-in-One Carpentry.'
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