5 Jokes For Glory Hole

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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The Fitness Freak

Joining a new gym
I survive the workout, but I can't shake the feeling that I just completed a fitness obstacle course. Forget burpees; I'm adding "Dodging Glory Holes" to my workout routine. It's a whole new level of fitness challenge, and my abs are sore from laughter.

The Detective

Investigating a mysterious noise in the dark
I decide to ignore the mysterious noise and leave the glory hole investigation for another day. It's a tough job being a detective, but sometimes you have to prioritize the cases that won't scar you for life.

The Tourist

Navigating a foreign city's public restrooms
I come out of the restroom, still questioning whether I experienced cultural enrichment or a bathroom prank. Note to self: next time, stick to sightseeing and avoid potential international glory holes.

The Plumber

Trying to fix a leaky faucet
I finally fixed the faucet, but it took longer than expected. I'm pretty sure it was flirting with me. It was a tough battle, but I emerged victorious. I can add "Faucet Whisperer" to my resume now.

The DIY Enthusiast

Attempting to build a new piece of furniture
Finally assembled the furniture, or so I thought. I sit on it, and suddenly I'm in a reenactment of Goldilocks. It's either too wobbly or too close to a glory hole. My living room has become a comedy show, and the furniture is stealing the spotlight.

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