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I recently visited a public restroom, and they had those automatic paper towel dispensers. I felt like I was on a game show trying to grab the paper before it disappeared into the abyss. It's like a high-stakes magic trick for cleanliness.
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You ever notice how the term "glory hole" sounds like something you'd find in a medieval castle, not a modern restroom? I don't remember reading about knights and their trusty glory holes in history class.
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I was in a friend's apartment, and they had one of those showerheads with multiple settings. I felt like I was choosing the fate of the universe, not just adjusting the water pressure. Do I go for "Massage" or "Monsoon"? Decisions, decisions.
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I went to a DIY store the other day, and I swear they had a section labeled "Home Improvement" that I wasn't quite ready for. I mean, I just wanted to buy some paint, not embark on a carpentry adventure!
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You ever notice how restroom signs are supposed to be straightforward, but then you encounter those ambiguous ones like "Toilettes" that make you feel like you've stumbled into a foreign language lesson? I just want to pee, not brush up on my French!
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I tried fixing a leaky faucet at home the other day, and let me tell you, finding the right-sized wrench is like playing a game of "Where's Waldo" in a hardware store. I just wanted to stop the dripping, not solve a plumbing puzzle!
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I was at a restaurant, and they had a sign that said, "Employees must wash hands before returning to work." I'm all for hygiene, but does that mean if I see the chef washing their hands, I can trust the secret sauce is safe?
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Why do restrooms have those hand dryers that sound like a jet engine taking off? I just wanted to dry my hands, not reenact Top Gun in the restroom.
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You know you're in a questionable establishment when you walk into the restroom, and instead of finding mirrors above the sinks, you discover a collection of mysterious wooden panels. I mean, do they really think we're fixing our hair in there?
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