16 Jokes For Glory Hole

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Updated on: Jul 05 2025

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I thought about becoming a professional glory hole boxer, but I was afraid of getting punched in the wrong direction!
I attempted to turn a regular hole into a glory hole, but it just wasn't glamorous enough!
What do you call a glory hole that's also a magician? The Disappearing Act!
Why did the glory hole take up painting? It wanted to explore a new dimension!
Why did the mathematician start a glory hole support group? Because he wanted to solve problems on both sides!
I applied for a job at the glory hole factory, but they said I didn't have enough experience in the field!

Confessions of a DIY Expert

Tried fixing a hole in my wall once. Thought it was a glory hole. My neighbor now thinks I'm either super friendly or really bad at carpentry. Jury's still out.

Hole-y Moly!

I saw a sign that said, Beware of the Glory Hole. I thought, Is this where superheroes go to get their outfits? Do I come out looking like Captain Underpants?

Riddle Me This!

I asked my friend, What's the difference between a glory hole and a donut hole? He said, One you eat, and the other eats away at your dignity! Yeah, I'm sticking with jelly-filled.

Plumbing Woes

You ever have a plumbing issue and think, Maybe I just need a glory hole for my pipes? My plumber looked at me and said, Buddy, you're in the wrong type of service altogether.

The Art Installation

I went to a modern art museum and saw what looked like a glory hole exhibit. I asked the curator, Is this avant-garde or just a really confused carpenter? They said, Why not both?

Missed Connections

I saw a guy trying to fix his car with a glory hole. I guess he thought, If it works for walls, why not engines? Let's just say his car is now a certified romantic.

The Great Debate

There's a debate about glory holes in the local community. Some say they're useful, others say they're inappropriate. Meanwhile, the hole is just thinking, Can someone pass me some hand sanitizer?

The Glory Hole Chronicles

You ever hear about the glory hole? Yeah, I always thought it was some kind of fancy magic trick. Like, Step right up, folks! Stick your hand in and pull out a rabbit... or maybe a divorce attorney!

The Wall of Mystery

You know, they say every glory hole has a story. But honestly, I'm just waiting for someone to write a Yelp review about the ambiance and lighting. Five stars for the suspense!

The Classroom Mix-up

My friend once confused a story hole with a glory hole in a literature class. Let's just say his book report took a very unexpected turn. And that's how Moby Dick became Fifty Shades of Grey for him!

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