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You know, girls with big foreheads could be the next big thing in meteorology. Forget about watching the weather channel; just find a girl with a massive forehead. I mean, it's practically a weather radar up there. If her forehead wrinkles, you know a storm is coming. If it glistens, it's going to be a sunny day. I dated a girl once, and her forehead was my daily weather update. I'd wake up, look at her forehead, and decide whether to grab an umbrella or sunscreen. It's like having a built-in meteorologist in your life, and they never get the forecast wrong.
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I was chatting with this girl, and I swear her forehead was picking up signals like it was the world's most advanced Wi-Fi hotspot. I asked her if I could connect, and she goes, "Sure, but it's gonna cost you." I thought she was joking until she handed me a bill for the data usage. I mean, forget 5G, she's on like fore-G with that thing. I half expected her to start live-streaming Netflix directly from her forehead. It's the only time I've ever seen someone FaceTime with their face.
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I've come to a conclusion: Girls with big foreheads are hiding something up there. It's like their foreheads are secret storage units. I bet they're keeping spare change, snacks, and maybe even a backup personality tucked away. They're like walking, talking Swiss Army foreheads. I asked one of them about it, and she just winked at me and said, "That's where I keep all my extra charm." I'm telling you; there's a whole forehead conspiracy going on, and I'm determined to crack the code.
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You ever notice how some girls have foreheads that are like the opening credits of a movie? I mean, you can practically see their life story scrolling across it. It's like they've got a built-in autobiography on their face. I met this girl the other day; her forehead was so big, I swear I saw the entire history of the Roman Empire etched on there. I was just waiting for the gladiators to start battling it out. It's like, forget palm reading, let me read your forehead and predict your future. "I see... a great vacation in your future, right between your eyebrows.
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