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The Thinker
Balancing intellectual thoughts on a big forehead
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People say I think too much. I tell them it's not my fault; my forehead is a thought magnet. If only thinking burned calories, I'd be the fittest person alive.
The Photographer
Capturing the perfect shot without overshadowing the forehead
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Group photos are a challenge when you're with someone with a big forehead. It's like trying to fit the Eiffel Tower into a family portrait. You either chop it off or stand three blocks away to capture the entire forehead.
The Weather Girl
Forecasting weather patterns on a big forehead
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I've got a big forehead, and I've turned it into a career. I’m the only weather girl who doesn't need a green screen. I just point to my forehead and say, "Expect some serious forehead precipitation today.
The Expert Barber
Balancing the canvas on a big forehead
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My barber is so skilled, he treats my forehead like a blank canvas. Last time, he said, "We're going for the Mount Foreheadmore look." I left with a landscape on my face.
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