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Did you hear about the girl with a big forehead who ran a marathon? She finished early, she had a head start!
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Why did the girl with a big forehead win the trivia night? She had enough space for all the answers!
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Why did the girl with a big forehead become an architect? Because she needed more headspace for her grand designs!
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Did you hear about the girl with a big forehead who became an astronaut? She needed a big helmet to cover it all!
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What did the girl with a big forehead say to her haters? 'Fore-head in the game, while you're all still catching up!'
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What's a girl with a big forehead's favorite fruit? A five-head pineapple!
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Did you hear about the girl with a big forehead in the art class? She drew perfect circles without a compass!
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How did the girl with a big forehead win the debate? She always had a five-head start on her arguments!
Forehead Time Machine
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I asked my girlfriend with a colossal forehead if she could take me back in time. She said, Sure, just give me a minute. Apparently, time travel requires a bit of forehead buffering. Who knew?
Forehead Satellite Dish
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She said her big forehead is like a satellite dish for receiving information. I thought it was impressive until she tuned into my thoughts during a football game. Suddenly, I became the quarterback of our relationship, audibles and all.
Forehead Art Gallery
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You ever date someone with a forehead so big it's like an art gallery? I told her, If your forehead is the canvas, let's paint a masterpiece together. She wasn't impressed. Apparently, my artistic skills were limited to stick figures.
Forehead Billboard
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My ex had a forehead so expansive, I suggested renting space for advertising. She wasn't thrilled. I guess companies weren't lining up to put their logos on a billboard that reads, Lost Keys Again.
Forehead GPS
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I dated a girl with a colossal forehead. She claimed it was her personal GPS. I thought, Great, finally someone who can navigate my life. Turns out, she couldn't even find her way to a decent relationship.
Solar Panel Foreheads
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I was dating this girl with a massive forehead. She said it's her solar panel for intelligence. I thought, Great, maybe you can enlighten me on why I can never find my keys.
Forehead Yoga
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I dated a girl who claimed her forehead was her yoga mat for her brain. I thought, Well, you must be doing advanced poses, because understanding me seems like a mental contortion.
Forehead Wi-Fi
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I met this girl with a forehead so big, I thought she had Wi-Fi up there. I asked her for the password, and she said, It's complicated. No wonder I can never connect to her emotions.
Forehead Weather Forecast
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Dating a girl with a big forehead is like having your own meteorologist. I wake up, look at her forehead, and instantly know if it's going to be a stormy day or if she's just having a sunny disposition.
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