10 Girls With Big Foreheads Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 18 2025

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You ever notice how they can pull off any hairstyle? Long hair, short hair, no hair – it's like their forehead is the chameleon of the face. I'm here struggling to decide between a man bun and a crew cut.
I saw a girl with a big forehead at the beach. Instead of using sunscreen, she was applying foundation up to her hairline. SPF? More like Forehead Protection Factor!
I dated a girl with a big forehead once. Our selfies looked like panoramic shots. I had to step back just to fit her entire forehead into the frame!
Girls with big foreheads are like walking weather forecasters. You can tell it's gonna rain when they start getting forehead wrinkles. Forget about the meteorologist; just check her forehead forecast.
Girls with big foreheads are like living mood rings. You can tell if they're stressed, happy, or surprised just by glancing at the size of their forehead. It's like a facial billboard displaying emotions!
I asked my friend why he likes dating girls with big foreheads. He said, "More room for forehead kisses." It's not a love life; it's a love story written on a fivehead.
Girls with big foreheads are like human billboards. They've got all this prime real estate, and you just know they're considering leasing space to advertisers. "This space for rent – contact my hairline!
Have you ever played tic-tac-toe on someone's forehead? It's the only game where you need an extra-large board to avoid the instant win.
You know you're dealing with a girl with a big forehead when her favorite accessory is a visor. It's not for the sun; it's for containment!
I met this girl the other day with such a big forehead that when she went to get a haircut, the stylist asked, "Are you sure you want a fringe, or should we just build a roof?

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