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So, Geico loves animals in their commercials, right? You've got the gecko, the pig, even that camel with the hump day excitement. I'm just waiting for the day they introduce a sloth as their spokesperson. The ad would be like, "Switch to Geico, and you'll save so much, you'll have time to watch paint dry. It's sloth-approved." And let's talk about that pig. I thought pigs were supposed to be smart, but this one is celebrating that he's got Geico insurance. Dude, you're a pig. What are you insuring, your mud puddle? "Just in case someone tries to hog it from me!
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I recently switched to Geico, and my friend said, "Oh, you went for the gecko, huh?" I'm like, "Yeah, I did." Now, every time I mention insurance, he sends me gecko memes. It's like Geico is the friend zone of insurance. I can't escape it. I feel like the gecko is my insurance wingman, trying to get me a great deal but also ruining my dating life. I can imagine the gecko giving me advice on relationships too. "Hey, buddy, 15 minutes of listening could save your relationship 15% or more.
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You ever notice how confident the Geico gecko is? I mean, this little lizard struts around like he's the James Bond of insurance. And then there's that caveman they had a few years back. I bet he's still bitter about getting canceled. "It's not easy being extinct and unemployed!" I called Geico the other day, and the automated voice said, "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance." I'm thinking, "Great! But I've been on hold for 30 minutes already. Is that part of the deal? The longer I wait, the more I save?" I'm expecting them to answer like, "Congratulations! You've been on hold for an hour, so we're covering your insurance for the next year.
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Geico is like a time traveler in their commercials. They bring back the caveman, they resurrect the Gecko, and they even have that time-traveling stack of money with eyes. I'm waiting for them to introduce a policy that covers you in the past. "Had an accident in the 1800s? No worries, Geico's got you covered." I can see the commercial now: "George Washington couldn't tell a lie, but if he had Geico, he wouldn't need to. We'd replace that wooden smile with a shiny set of teeth. Cherry tree incident? More like cherry on top of our coverage!
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