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Geico Underwriter at a Comedy Club
Finding humor in risk assessment and policy writing
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My friends asked me to come to a comedy show, but all I could think about was analyzing the insurance risks of the venue. "Nice punchline, but do they have an evacuation plan in case of laughter-induced chaos?
Geico Salesperson at a Party
Trying to be the life of the party while being associated with insurance
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I tried using insurance pick-up lines at a party. "Are you Geico? Because you just saved me 15% on the heartache I was going to experience talking to someone else." Surprisingly, it didn't work.
Geico Claim Adjuster on a Date
Applying risk assessment skills to personal relationships
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I brought a clipboard to a date once, like a true professional. When my date asked what it was for, I said, "Just making notes for our relationship claim. We'll need this documentation when we break up.
The Geico Mascot
The struggles of being an animated character in a live-action world
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Imagine being the Geico gecko at a reptile support group. "Hi, I'm Geoff, and I'm the gecko from those annoying ads. No, I can't save you 15% or more on car insurance in real life. Sorry, Gary, you're on your own.
Customer Calling Geico for the First Time
Navigating the labyrinth of automated phone systems
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I pressed 0 to talk to a human at Geico. The automated voice said, "You've chosen the path less traveled." Little did I know, the path less traveled involves listening to elevator music while waiting for someone to pick up.
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