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Why did the gecko start a band? It wanted to make sure everyone got in sync with their savings!
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Why did the gecko bring a ladder to the comedy show? It wanted to get on a higher premium!
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What do you get when you cross a gecko with a comedian? A laugh-saving lizard!
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Why did the gecko apply for a job at the comedy club? It wanted to save people 15% on laughter!
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Why did the gecko bring a pen to the comedy show? It wanted to draw some laughter-insurance!
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What did the gecko say to the car with no insurance? 'You're in a reptile dysfunction!
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Why did the gecko start a gardening club? He wanted to see his savings grow!
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What do you call a lizard that can save you money on car insurance? A frugal gecko!
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Why did the gecko become a detective? It wanted to crack the case of high insurance rates!
Geico, the Noisy Neighbor
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I tried calling Geico for a quote, and I swear the gecko on the phone was louder than my neighbor's drumming hobby. Maybe they should add a new feature, like, Save 15% on hearing aid insurance while our gecko explains your policy at full volume.
Geico's Time-Traveling Gecko
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I saw a Geico commercial the other day, and that gecko was talking about saving money like he's been through time and seen it all. I'm just waiting for the Geico spin-off movie where the gecko becomes a time-traveling financial advisor. In the year 2075, you could have saved 15% on hovercar insurance, but you didn't listen!
Geico and the Dating Dilemma
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I tried using Geico's strategy in my dating life. I approached someone at the bar and said, Hey, in 15 minutes, I could save you 15% on awkward conversations. Interested? They just gave me a look that said, Is this guy for real or did he just escape from a Geico commercial?
Geico, the Relationship Guru
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Geico says 15 minutes could save you 15%, but let's be real, relationships aren't that simple. If my love life worked like Geico, I'd be sitting down with my date, and after 15 minutes, I'd be like, Well, according to Geico, we're not a good match, but hey, at least I saved some money!
Geico, the Philosopher's Stone
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Geico commercials make me question everything. I feel like I'm in a philosophy class trying to decipher the meaning of saving 15%. Is it the key to the universe? Are we all just characters in the Geico cinematic universe?
Geico and the Speedy Relationship
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Geico says you can save 15% on car insurance in 15 minutes. I tried applying that logic to my relationship. I told my partner, Let's save time and just figure out our issues in 15 minutes. They laughed and said, Sweetie, this is a rom-com, not a Geico commercial.
Geico and the Existential Crisis
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You ever notice how Geico commercials make you question your entire existence? I mean, they claim you can save 15% on car insurance in 15 minutes, but it takes me longer than that to decide what to watch on Netflix. I'm over here pondering life choices while a gecko is casually telling me I could be saving more. What am I doing wrong? Should I be more gecko-like?
Geico, the Confidence Booster
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Geico claims you can save 15% in 15 minutes, but it doesn't boost my confidence. I tried applying the same principle to other aspects of my life. I walked into a gym and said, Give me 15 minutes, and I'll be 15% buffer. They just laughed and handed me a towel.
Geico and the Mystery Discount
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I called Geico for a quote, and they said, Congratulations, you qualify for a mystery discount! I felt like I won the lottery, but then I realized a mystery discount is just a polite way of saying, We have no idea why we're giving you a discount, but enjoy!
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