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You ever notice how the Geico gecko is like that friend who always has a solution for everything? I'm waiting for him to pop up in my life and say, "You could save 15% or more on your social awkwardness by just not talking.
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Geico says you could save money by switching, but I'm starting to think the real savings come from the entertainment value of their commercials. I'm not sure if I need insurance, but I definitely need a good laugh.
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Geico should have a policy for those moments when you accidentally wave back at someone who was waving to the person behind you. It could be called the "Social Awkwardness Coverage.
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Geico commercials are so persuasive; I half-expect them to convince me to buy insurance for things I don't even own. "Protect yourself from alien abductions with Geico Intergalactic Coverage.
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I bet the Geico gecko has a secret side hustle as a life coach. Imagine him in a therapy session, "You're feeling overwhelmed? Well, have you tried saving money on car insurance? It works wonders.
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I switched to Geico, and now I feel this strange loyalty to the gecko. If he told me to buy a tiny car and start speaking with a British accent, I'd probably consider it.
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Geico is like that reliable friend who always has your back, except instead of lending you a helping hand, they just save you money on car insurance. I guess that's still pretty helpful.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is switching to Geico and saving on car insurance. I used to get excited about Friday nights, now it's all about those premium discounts.
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I called Geico the other day, and they asked me what kind of coverage I needed. I said, "Do you have a policy that protects me from embarrassing moments that keep me awake at night?" They said no, but they can save me money on car insurance.
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