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Why did the fortune cookie start a fitness regimen? It wanted to stay in 'good shape'! 💪
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Why did the fortune cookie break up with the breadstick? It wanted someone more 'crispy' in its life! 💔
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What's a fortune cookie's favorite social media platform? Snap-cookie-chat! 📸
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What's a fortune cookie's favorite dance move? The 'crunch and shuffle'! 💃
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What do you call a fortune cookie that can sing? A melodious oracle! 🎤
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Why did the fortune cookie apply for a job? It wanted to be in the 'good fortune' 500! ðŸ¥
Cookie Prophecies
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I got a fortune cookie the other day that said, You will inherit a great fortune. I was like, Great! Does that include a winning lottery ticket or just more bills from the electric company?
Fortune Cookie Confusion
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Why do fortune cookies always sound like they're trying to be profound on a budget? I got one that said, Success is a journey, not a destination. I'm just trying to figure out if it's talking about my career or my Uber driver.
Fortune Cookie Philosophy
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Fortune cookies are like life coaches in dessert form. I got one that said, You are the master of every situation. I don't know about that, but I can master the art of eating a whole box of cookies in one sitting.
Fortune Fails
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Fortune cookies always try to keep it vague, you know? I got one that said, Good things come to those who wait. Well, I've been waiting for my pizza delivery for an hour, and I'm starting to question the wisdom of that cookie.
Fortune Cookie Follies
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You ever get those fortune cookies? They're like little edible philosophers, but I think mine are having an identity crisis. Last one I got said, Your future is as bright as a shooting star. Well, my future might be bright, but my present feels more like a flickering candle in a hurricane.
Cookie Counsel
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Fortune cookies should come with disclaimers. I opened one, and it said, An unexpected event will bring you happiness. I'm just hoping it's not unexpected bankruptcy or a surprise root canal.
Fortune Teller's Prank
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Fortune cookies are like the diet version of a psychic reading. I opened one, and it said, You have a magnetic personality. I'm not sure if I'm attracting people or if the fridge door just really likes me.
Misleading Wisdom
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Fortune cookies are like the motivational posters of the food world. I opened one, and it said, The harder you work, the luckier you get. So, I started working harder at opening fortune cookies, hoping to find one that says, The more cookies you eat, the skinnier you get. Still waiting.
Fortune Cookie Realism
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I opened a fortune cookie, and it said, You will overcome adversity. Little did it know, I was struggling just to get the cookie open without breaking it into a million crumbs.
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