7 Jokes For Fortune Cookie

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Updated on: May 17 2025

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I got a fortune cookie that said, 'You will eat Chinese food again.' Well played, fortune cookie, well played! 🙌
I asked a fortune cookie for relationship advice. It said, 'The key to a happy relationship is sharing your cookies – but not your passwords!' 🍪🔐
What did the fortune cookie say to the skeptical person? 'Trust me, I'm not just all hot air – there's wisdom inside!' 💨
I asked my fortune cookie for a sign. It said, 'Made in China.' Well, that explains a lot! 😂
I told my friend I can predict the future with fortune cookies. He asked, 'Really?' I said, 'Yes, I see a cookie in your near future!' 🤣
What did the fortune cookie say to the pessimist? 'Cheer up, things could get better – or you could just eat more cookies!' 😄
I asked a fortune cookie for investment advice. It said, 'Put all your dough in cookies!' 🍪

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