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Why did the penitent golfer play on a rainy day? He wanted to master the art of 'fore'-giveness!
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Why did the penitent cyclist do well in races? He knew how to pedal towards forgiveness!
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Why did the regretful chef leave the kitchen? He couldn't find the recipe for forgiveness!
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Why did the remorseful magician quit? He couldn't make his mistakes disappear!
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Why did the priest go to art school? He wanted to draw closer to forgiveness!
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Why did the penance-loving chef get promoted? He knew how to knead for forgiveness!
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Why did the penitent man bring a ladder to confession? He wanted to reach new heights of forgiveness!
Forgive Me Father, I Chose The Self-Checkout
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I always choose the self-checkout at the grocery store. And every time an item doesn't scan, I think, Forgive me father, because I've clearly angered the shopping gods!
Forgive Me Father, For The Pizza
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I ordered pineapple on my pizza last night. I'm pretty sure the Pope would say, Forgive me father, after that culinary sin!
Forgive Me Father, I Played Monopoly
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I played Monopoly with my family last night. After two hours, I was ready to say, Forgive me father, because I've never wanted to bankrupt someone so badly!
Forgive Me Father, For The Dad Jokes
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Every time I drop a dad joke at a party, I have this urge to say, Forgive me father, because I've clearly abused my comedic privileges!
Forgive Me Father, For I Have Joked
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You know, whenever I tell a bad joke, I feel like I should start with, Forgive me father, because I've clearly sinned against comedy!
Forgive Me Father, It's A Selfie
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Every time I take a selfie and it doesn’t turn out right, I feel like shouting, Forgive me father, because I've clearly offended the photography deities!
Forgive Me Father, For The Karaoke
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I attempted karaoke last night. After my rendition of 'Bohemian Rhapsody,' I turned to the crowd and said, Forgive me father, because I'd committed a musical felony!
Forgive Me Father, I've Been Binge-Watching
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Every time I finish binge-watching a series, I feel the need to say, Forgive me father, because I've spent more time with fictional characters than with my own family!
Forgive Me Father, For My Password
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I set my password to 'password123'. I think every IT guy is saying, Forgive me father, on my behalf right now!
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