8 Jokes For Forgive Me Father

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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When the priest started a bakery, his specialty was 'holy rolls'!
I saw the penitent mime at church. He's mastered the art of silent confession!
What did the penitent astronaut say? 'I'm taking a giant leap towards forgiveness!'
The choir members started a band. Their first song? 'Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word'!
I asked the priest if he knew karate. He said, 'No, but I'm good at repenting!'
What did the repentant musician say? 'I'm tuning my soul for forgiveness!'
How does the repentant gardener handle mistakes? He believes in turning over a new leaf!
What's the priest's favorite kind of tea? Penitentiary!

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