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Forgive Me, Fashion Father
When your sense of style needs divine intervention
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Went to a fashion show to confess my wardrobe sins. The models looked at me like, "Honey, you need more than prayers to fix that outfit." Well, forgive me, Father, for I have fashion faux pas!
The Confessional Booth Confusion
When you mix up the confessional booth with a drive-thru
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Confused the confessional booth with a fast-food joint. I kneeled and said, "I'd like a Big Repentance Meal." The priest responded, "Do you want salvation with that?
The Confession App
Accidentally sending your confessions to the wrong contact
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Downloaded a confession app. Accidentally shared my deepest secrets with my grandma. She replied with, "Don't worry, dear. I used to sneak out too. But mostly to bingo.
Holy Water Mishaps
Accidentally using holy water as cologne
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I've been using holy water as cologne. People keep asking, "What's that heavenly scent?" Little do they know; it's just my attempt at smelling holier than thou.
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