18 Jokes For Forever

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Updated on: Dec 17 2024

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Why was the calendar scared? It knew its days were numbered, forever.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, forever.
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants...forever.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time...forever.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field...forever.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing...forever.
Why can't you trust stairs? They're always up to something...forever.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts...forever.

Forever Queueing

You know you're stuck in forever when you're in line at the grocery store and the person ahead pulls out coupons from the last millennium!

Forever Debates

You know what lasts forever? Arguments about pineapple on pizza. Let's face it, that debate's got more staying power than some relationships!

Forever Diets

Have you seen those ads for diets promising you'll look great forever? Yeah, I tried one. It lasted until the pizza guy showed up!

Forever Young, Really?

People always say they want to stay forever young. Have you seen teenagers lately? I don't want to be perpetually confused about memes and TikTok dances!

Forever-Waiting Elevators

I pressed the elevator button, and it said 'forever' on the waiting time. I think I'll take the stairs and get my cardio in for the next century!

Forever Love Handles

They say jeans are supposed to fit forever. Well, my 'forever' seems to have a special relationship with these love handles!

Forever Drama

Have you watched soap operas? They have characters stuck in love triangles forever. I can't even handle one relationship status on Facebook!

Forever in a Meeting

My boss said, We'll be in this meeting forever if we have to. I started measuring my life in PowerPoint slides!

Forever is a Long Time

You ever notice how the word 'forever' makes everything sound so intense? Like, 'I promise I'll love you forever'... I mean, I can't even commit to a phone plan that long!

Forever Waiting

I've been in line at the DMV, and they say, The wait is forever. I'm sorry, last time I checked, forever wasn't listed as a business day!

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