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Going to the grocery store with a shopping list and a toddler is like attempting to break the world record for the slowest shopping trip ever. Each aisle becomes a mini-Olympic event, and "forever" becomes the official time measurement for how long it takes to get through the cereal aisle.
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Going to the DMV is like entering a time warp where the concept of "forever" gets a whole new meaning. By the time you leave, you're considering bringing a sleeping bag and setting up camp.
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Remember when waiting for a webpage to load felt like an eternity? Now, with high-speed internet, "forever" is reduced to the time it takes for your phone battery to go from 100% to 0% while scrolling through social media.
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We all have that one friend who takes "forever" to reply to a text. I sent them a message in 2020, and I'm still waiting for that ellipsis to turn into an actual response. Maybe they're still typing a novel or trying to decipher my cryptic "hey.
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You know you're an adult when "forever" goes from being the magical promise of everlasting love to the haunting reminder of your never-ending pile of laundry. It's like socks multiply in there, I swear!
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When someone says they'll be ready in five minutes, it's a subtle reminder that the concept of "forever" is relative. Five minutes can either be the blink of an eye or an epic saga, depending on who you're waiting for.
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Waiting for your favorite TV show to drop a new season on your streaming service feels like an eternity. You refresh the page every day, staring at the screen, chanting, "Please, just one more episode," as if it's a magical incantation that will summon the next season into existence.
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The microwave's minute button is a cruel joke. You press it once, and suddenly, "forever" becomes 60 seconds. You start questioning life choices while waiting for your leftovers like you're contemplating the meaning of the universe.
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Folding fitted sheets is a mysterious process that seems to take "forever." It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while standing on one leg. And no matter how many YouTube tutorials you watch, it's still a magical feat accomplished by wizards.
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