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Time Traveler
Trying to fit in different time periods
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Went to the future, thought I was being slick with my hoverboard. Turns out, they upgraded to thought-controlled teleportation. So there I am, crashing into walls like a caveman on a Segway.
Alien Visitor
Navigating Earth's peculiarities as an extraterrestrial
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Learning human expressions is a challenge. Someone told me to break a leg before a performance. I was like, "Is that a threat or a well-wish? Do I need medical insurance now?
Immortal Being
Dealing with the monotony of endless life
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Went to a job interview, and they asked about my five-year plan. Five years? I've got socks older than that. "Well, in five years, I hope to still be avoiding commitment and watching humanity evolve... or not.
Ghost in the Haunted House
Dealing with the lack of privacy when you're transparent
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Tried ghost dating, but it's hard when you can't hold someone's hand. I mean, it just goes right through. The last date was a disaster; she said, "I felt a cold breeze, and I thought it was romantic, but it was just you forgetting to close the window.
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