8 Jokes For Fixin

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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Why did the toolbox go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment and couldn't stop fixin things!
My friend is so good at fixing things; I asked him to fix my broken heart. Now it's a heart with nuts and bolts!
My girlfriend said I'm too obsessed with fixing things. I told her it's just a phase, and I'll eventually get around to fixing that too!
I tried to fix my diet, but it seems like my refrigerator has commitment issues. It just can't stick to being cold!
Why did the computer apply for a job as a handyman? It wanted to fix its motherboard issues!
Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had issues with its chain and couldn't stop fixin them!
I told my friend I'm addicted to fixing things. He suggested I join a support group. Now, I'm hooked on that too!
Why did the screw break up with the nail? It couldn't handle the constant fixing!

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