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I used to be a baker, but I quit because I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm just fixin' things for the dough!
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Why did the tape roll get a promotion? It was always sticking to the job and fixing things up!
Fixin' vs. Tech Support
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Ever call tech support and they go, I'm fixin' your problem? Well, I hope they're not using the Southern definition, or we're in for a long wait. Your computer issue will be fixed... eventually. I'm just fixin' to find the right solution, y'all.
Fixin' vs. Instant Gratification
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There's a fine line between fixing and instant gratification. Fixin' implies preparation, planning, a journey. Meanwhile, instant gratification is me microwaving a burrito because waiting for the oven is too much of a fixin' commitment. I'm a microwave magician, not a fixin' wizard.
Fixin' in the Family
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In my family, fixin' is a sacred tradition passed down through generations. My grandpa used to say, I'm fixin' to fix that gate. Spoiler alert: that gate is still not fixed, but it's become a family monument of fixin' folklore.
Fixin' Fiascos
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Fixin' is like a commitment level we all aspire to reach. I'm fixing the leaky faucet this weekend is the adult version of saying, I'm gonna be a superhero on Saturday, fighting the evil forces of dripping water. Get ready for Fixin' Man!
Fixin' and DIY Dreams
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Fixin' is the DIY enthusiast's battle cry. You see a broken chair, you say, I'm fixin' that. But let's be real, most of us end up with a pile of chair parts, a confused look, and a newfound appreciation for furniture stores.
Fixin' Fitness
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I decided to get in shape, so I told my friend, I'm fixin' to start exercising. Translation: I bought new workout clothes. Fixin' to exercise is like saying, I'm fixin' to get fit, but first, I need a nap.
Fixin' Food Fantasies
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Fixin' dinner is an art form in the South. I'm fixin' to make a feast! But in reality, it's more like opening a bag of chips and declaring yourself a culinary genius. Fixin' to cook is the first step to a Michelin star, right?
Fixin' to Fix It
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You ever notice how people in the South have this magical word they use - 'fixin'? Like, I'm fixin' to go to the store or I'm fixin' to cook dinner. It's like they're on the brink of an epic battle with the grocery store or the kitchen. I'm just waiting for someone to burst through the door in full armor yelling, I'm fixin' to conquer the frozen food section!
Fixin' & Procrastinatin'
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Fixin' is the Southern way of saying you're about to do something, but it also has a hidden translation: I might do it now, or I might do it tomorrow, or I might just pretend to fix it while binge-watching Netflix. Fixin' - the ultimate procrastinator's battle cry!
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