6 Jokes For Fixin

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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Why did the hammer enroll in school? It wanted to get a better education and stop feeling so rusty at fixing things!
I asked my friend if he could fix my broken pencil. He just couldn't draw himself away from the task!
I asked my wife if she could fix my computer. She said, 'Sure, just buy a new one.' That's one way to fix it!
My dad said I should pursue a career fixing elevators. I told him I'm just not up for it!
I hired a handyman to fix my dictionary. It turns out he couldn't find the words to describe how good he was!
I wanted to be a professional at fixing elevators. I guess my career never really took off!

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