5 Jokes For Fixin

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Updated on: Aug 02 2025

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The Tech Geek

Fixin a computer
I called tech support because my computer was making strange noises. The guy asked, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I said, "Yeah, but it's still singing the Macarena.

The DIY Enthusiast

Fixin things around the house
I asked my friend for advice on fixing my broken chair. He said, "Just stand more." Well, now I have a standing desk... in my living room.

The Job Seeker

Fixin my resume
I'm fixin my resume to be more honest. Under "skills," I now have "exceptional ability to Google answers during meetings without getting caught.

The Relationship Expert

Fixin a relationship
We tried couples therapy to fix our relationship. The therapist said we needed more intimacy. So, we started sharing the same toothbrush. Now we have a cavity together.

The Fitness Fanatic

Fixin my diet
I told my friend I'm fixin my diet, and he suggested I try the "see-food" diet. Apparently, you see food, and then you eat it. I tried it. Now I see why he's not a nutritionist.

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