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Joke Types
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Why did the tenant refuse to leave the garden apartment? They wanted to 'root' for a longer lease!
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I was going to tell a joke about eviction, but it wouldn't stay. It just got 'moved out' of my mind!
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I was evicted from my apartment for making too many . They said it was 'pun-acceptable' behavior!
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Why did the landlord serve tea during the eviction? Because proper-tea is important, even when leaving!
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Why did the eviction notice go to school? It wanted to learn how to give proper 'notice'!
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Why did the tenant refuse to leave? Because they were 'rent-tent' on staying!
Eviction Countdown
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My landlord's taking eviction notices to a whole new level. I got a countdown clock installed in my living room. Tick, tock, your time's up! I feel like I’m in an episode of 'The Apartment Games.
Eviction Warning Signs
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You know your landlord’s serious about eviction when they start sending eviction warnings via carrier pigeons. I got one that said, Fly away from this address before we clip your wings! I didn’t know my landlord was training for the pigeon Olympics.
Haunted Eviction Tactics
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My landlord’s eviction tactic? Summoning ghosts to hold signs outside my window. One said, Boo! You're out! Well, at least they're outsourcing the scare tactics now.
Eviction & Roommate Woes
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I found out my roommate’s been secretly hoarding all the eviction notices. I said, What are you doing? They said, Collecting them. Gonna make a wallpaper out of 'em. Gotta spruce up the place!
Eviction by Carrier Hawk
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Ever get served an eviction notice by a majestic hawk swooping through your window? Yeah, that's how I found out I was getting the boot. I didn’t know 'Game of Thrones' was casting for eviction messengers.
The Ghost in My Apartment
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You know, my landlord is getting creative with these eviction notices. Last month, I found a note that said, Dear Tenant, the ghost haunting your place called shotgun on your bedroom. You're being evicted to the living room!
The Polite Eviction
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My landlord’s too polite about eviction. The last notice had a P.S. saying, Sorry for the inconvenience. Please vacate the premises at your earliest convenience. Yeah, because getting evicted is such a convenient affair!
Creative Eviction Tactics
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My landlord's getting fancy with these eviction notices. Last week, I received a singing telegram at my door. Eviction's coming to town, pack your bags, don't let us down! I mean, at least they added some musical flair to my misery.
Haunted Eviction
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I think my landlord’s trying to scare me out of my apartment. I got an eviction notice that read, Due to unforeseen circumstances, the ghost in your attic demands sole occupancy. Sorry, your lease doesn’t cover the paranormal!
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