8+ Best One Liners Jokes For eviction

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I got evicted from my igloo. I guess I wasn't 'cool' enough for the landlord!

Getting evicted is like being voted off the property island!

My landlord said I have to leave because of my collection of shoes. I guess I've been given the boot!

Being evicted from my apartment feels like a weight off my shoulders. Well, that's one way to downsize!

My eviction notice said 'Vacate immediately'. I guess it's time to start practicing my disappearing act!

Eviction is like a breakup with your home. It's not you, it's the landlord!

Getting evicted felt like a 'moving' experience, quite literally!

Getting evicted from the haunted house wasn't all bad. Now I have a 'ghost-free' lease!

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