5 Jokes For Eviction

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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The Conflicted Squatter

A squatter being evicted and their perspective on homeownership
I got evicted from an empty house. The neighbors were upset. I said, "Come on, it's not like I was stealing your Wi-Fi. I had my own generator!

The Evicted Pet

A pet being evicted from its owner's home
My parrot got evicted for excessive noise complaints. I told the neighbors, "Hey, at least he doesn't gossip about you like he does with me!

The Unwanted Roommate

Being evicted from your own apartment by a pesky roommate
My roommate claimed I was always in their space. I said, "It's not my fault your bed is conveniently located between the fridge and the bathroom. I'm just navigating life efficiently!

The Confused Landlord

A landlord dealing with strange tenant requests
My tenant wanted to host a trampoline party every weekend. I said, "Look, I'm all for bouncing back in life, but this is an apartment, not a circus tent!

The Ghostly Eviction

A ghost getting evicted from its haunting grounds
The real horror is getting a notice saying, "You have 30 days to leave this mortal coil." I thought haunting was a lifetime gig!

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