6 Jokes About Egypt

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Updated on: Nov 28 2024

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Why did the mummy go to therapy? It had too many issues to unwrap!
Why did the mummy become a comedian? Because he had a deadpan sense of humor!
Why did the Sphinx stop giving riddles? It couldn't handle the conundrum of its own existence!
Why did the Egyptian farmer become a comedian? Because he had a really good sense of crop humor!
What did the Sphinx say to the pyramid? You're a little pointy, but I like your triangles!
What did the Egyptian teacher say to the unruly sphinx? You sphinx too much!

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