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You ever notice how Egypt is like the ultimate escape room? People built pyramids to hide things, and thousands of years later, we're still scratching our heads trying to figure out what they were up to. I mean, those hieroglyphics? Talk about the first emoji language! You look at them and it's like, "Is that a guy holding a sandwich or a prophecy about the end of the world?" And then there's the Sphinx, just chilling there, staring into your soul. What's its deal? I swear, if we ever find out it's been telling dad jokes for centuries, I wouldn't even be surprised.
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Pharaohs had it rough, didn't they? I mean, they built these grand pyramids, all in the name of eternal resting places, only to find out that people centuries later would be barging in like it's an Airbnb. Talk about an uninvited afterlife party! And their obsession with preserving themselves for the afterlife? They went all out! "I want my organs in jars, my treasures buried with me, and make sure I'm wrapped up like a birthday present!" They must've been the original control freaks, leaving nothing to chance, even in death.
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The sands of Egypt hold more secrets than a gossip column! I mean, they've seen it all. From majestic civilizations to Cleopatra's epic love stories. But you know what they're really good at? Hiding stuff. Archaeologists dig for years, and what do they find? A broken pottery shard. Like, come on, Egypt, give us something juicy! It's like a never-ending treasure hunt where the treasure's probably just a cat meme from ancient times. And don't even get me started on the curses! "Curse of the Mummy" or "Curse of the Pharaoh"... More like "Curse of Bad Luck for Anyone Who Doesn't Respect Historical Artifacts"!
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Let's talk mummies. How wild is it that people back then were like, "You know what we need? Let's wrap ourselves in toilet paper and call it fashion." And somehow, they've lasted longer than most of my relationships! But hey, can you imagine a mummy in today's world? They'd be so confused! Waking up after thousands of years, seeing everyone glued to their phones, taking selfies. They'd be like, "What happened to good ol' papyrus and quills?" And let's not even start on the whole "walk like an Egyptian" thing. Like, do we even know how they walked? For all we know, they could've had a mummy dance craze that got lost in translation.
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