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Tourist in Egypt
Dealing with the relentless heat and sun
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Egyptians must think tourists are vampires. They are always telling us to stay inside during the day. I'm just waiting for them to start selling garlic necklaces at the souvenir shops.
Mummy's Perspective
Feeling embarrassed about the way they are wrapped up
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Dating as a mummy is complicated. It's hard to find someone who appreciates you for what's underneath all the layers. I just want someone who can see me for my true sarcophagus.
Archaeologist on a Bad Day
Constantly finding artifacts, but they're just not impressive
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I found an ancient Egyptian smartphone. It had hieroglyphic emojis – the original way to express yourself through text.
Sphinx Complaints Department
Being tired of answering the same riddles over and over
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The Sphinx is on social media now. Its favorite platform? Riddle me this: Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram?
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