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What did the Egyptian say when he got a compliment? Nile-ment, my friend!
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Hieroglyphics – the original emojis. The Egyptians were like, 'I'm not gonna type out my feelings; let me just draw a guy holding a bird and call it communication.' And here we are, using smiley faces to express our complex emotions.
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Cleopatra, the original Queen of Catfish. I mean, she had Mark Antony wrapped around her finger, and I can't even get a text back. I guess sending someone into battle for your love is the ancient equivalent of swiping right.
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The Sphinx is the original Riddler of Egypt. I mean, forget Batman, the Egyptians were the OG puzzlemasters. 'What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three in the evening?' Dude, just let me sleep without a pop quiz, Sphinx!
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The Great Pyramid of Giza is like the original skyscraper. I bet the real estate agent was like, 'It's a fixer-upper, but the view from the top is to die for.' Literally, because they used it as a tomb.
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Imagine the job interview for being a Pharaoh's advisor. 'So, what's your experience?' 'Well, I've been predicting the future by staring at chicken entrails. Pretty accurate so far.' 'Hired!' It's like ancient Egypt had its own version of LinkedIn.
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The Nile River must have been the world's first lazy river. Egyptians were probably floating down it on inflatable crocodiles, sipping on hieroglyphic-labeled drinks. 'Yeah, let's call it a vacation, guys.'
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Have you ever tried building a pyramid? I did once, with my kid and a set of Lego bricks. It took us three days, and we needed a structural engineer by the end of it. Egyptians were out there like, 'Let's just slap these giant stone blocks together and call it a tomb.'
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You know you're in ancient Egypt when you see someone with a pet falcon on their arm. I can't even get my cat to sit still for a photo. Egyptians were basically the first influencers, posing with exotic animals and all.
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The curse of the mummy? Please. I've got a curse too – it's called Monday mornings. The Egyptians were just ahead of the game, blaming all their problems on a mummy's wrath. 'Oh, I tripped on the sidewalk? Mummy curse!'
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