6 Jokes For Eat Grass

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Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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Why did the grass go to the party? It wanted to be the 'lawn' of the celebration!
What do you call a cow eating grass on your neighbor's property? A 'lawn' moo-er!
Why did the grass always get straight A's in school? It had a 'root' to success!
I asked the grass for fashion advice. It said, 'Always go for a natural 'green' look!
Why did the grass apply for a job? It wanted to 'grow' in its career!
Why did the grass bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to 'pack' some serious 'lawn'gage!

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