7 Jokes For Eat Grass

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Updated on: Dec 05 2024

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What do you call a vegetarian snake? A hiss-terian!
Why don't cows ever get invited to parties? Because they always 'moo'ove in large herds and eat all the 'grass'-tronomy!
What did the grass say to the lawnmower? 'Are you cutting in on my turf?
What do you call a cow who's just given birth? Decalfinated!
My friend challenged me to a grass-eating contest. I declined; I didn't want to get into a 'turf' war!
What do you call a group of musical cows? A moo-sical ensemble grazing on the 'grass'-ical notes!
How does grass greet each other? With a 'lawn' handshake, of course!

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