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Speaking of eating grass, have you ever noticed how some cultures actually consider insects a delicacy? I mean, here we are debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and there are people out there munching on grasshoppers like they're gourmet snacks. I decided to combine these two culinary adventures and create
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Now that I've embraced the grass life, my relationship with my lawnmower has taken a dark turn. It's like we're in a turf war, and my lawnmower is the mob boss protecting its territory. I'll be out there with my salad bowl, peacefully grazing, and suddenly I hear the lawnmower
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So, I've become this grass guru in my neighborhood. People come up to me like I'm the Dalai Lama of lawns. They're like, "How do you get your grass so green?" And I'm there like, "Well, it's a secret blend of sunlight, water, and a dash of existential crisis." I've
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You ever notice how people are always trying to find the secret to a healthy life? They say, "Eat your veggies, exercise, get enough sleep." Well, I recently got some advice from a friend who's really into alternative diets. He said, "You know what you should try? Eat grass." I
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